Lawnmower Murder

Ahh the wonders of the blog,

never have so many people with nothing to say, said so much

a question to all of my dedicated blog readers (i think only one)....

if you knew someone you didn't like was passed out drunk in your neck high lawn from hell and you conveiently forgot to tell your lawnmower man and he ran over them and they became a very good fertilizer would it be the equivelent fo hireing a him man to kill them????????????

Got honked at several times yesterday by young dudes in cars and perved on by a dude on an awsome motorbike thoughthe dude wasn't that crash hot while mowing the lawn- did anyone know that people considered hot, sweaty, petrol smelling almost 14yrolds attractive????

but yes as i was mowing the lawn i realised that you could pretend u were looking at something else and just go ahead and kill someone-i didn't it to several newspapers and a blanket

Oh well... thats just my insanity

over and out
xoxo
izzy

you killed my LOLcat

To My Bam/LOLcat/AAR/many other things buddy,

this very exciting instalment of my BLOGolishious BLOG is dedicated to u... seeing as it's highly likely you'll be the only person who bothers to read it. LOLcat

1st thing 1st... what does this blog mean

B-oring

L-long winded

O-ver the top analysis of the

G-ayness of my every day life

that is all

xoxo

Izzy

Mwah, Mwah LOLcat

P.S LOLcat

BAM!!!

How ManyPeople Are In Your Barber Shop Quartet?

Brand new blog today....

can't think of much more to say actually...

Any of you guys every played the Monkey Island Comp Game????

Cuz i use to love that, cept one time i like killed the other guy in the caber toss....

It was ment to be a childrens game! WTH?????

Anyway.....

Can u guys think of any awsome ways to die????

I mean yesterday i almost impaled my self on a sea urchin.... how lame can you get?

any interesting stories???

xoxo